Dog Magik
Deep Healing With Greg BarrisJanuary 14, 2026x
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Dog Magik

πŸ•βœ¨ "Dog Magik" or "Sniff Wizards, Bone Diviners, and the Sacred Art of Floor Lying"

In this episode of Deep Healing with Greg Barris, we unlock the ancient, tail-wagging wisdom of Dog Magik. This is not a drill.

Dogs are not just pets. They are emotional support shamans, bone diviners, sniff wizards. They know when you're sad. They know when you're pregnant. They know when the mailman is not to be trusted.

Today we:
Decode the sacred symbols of dog behavior, also known as The Canine Tarot: sniff, spin, stare, sneeze, zoom
Teach you the Dog Magik Invocation Chant, which starts with "who's a good boy" and ends with pure transcendence
Explore how to channel loyalty, forgiveness, and unapologetic floor lying
Discuss how to sniff out what no longer serves you, and then pee on it

Magik Tools of the Day: tennis ball, soggy stick, the exact tone your voice hits when you say "walk," your whole heart

Dog Wisdom Quotes: "Sit." "Stay." "You already are what you're chasing."

Whether you have a dog, are a dog, or once loved a dog and never emotionally recovered, that's okay. This episode will pet your inner child, scratch behind your ears, and leave treats for your soul all over the living room rug.


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Ships June 18th alongside the live launch show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles.


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Created by Greg Barris and Michelle Newman.

Produced: Newman Media

Edited: Michelle Newman

Cover Art: Dima Drjuchin

Indeedelies. This is Deep Healing with Greg Barris, brought to you by Numan Media. Magic for donks. If you have the power of manifestation, what about everything having the power of manifestation and your dog manifest its reality? Magic for domics. Pick up your dog and think. This guy's already magic. You don't need no episode about magittle magic, auspicious, little little sweet, sweet man or woman? What a dog, my little sweet Magic. Magic for dogs. You ever show a dog a card trick? Magic for dogs? Think about an Egyptian cat. Boo, This episode's about dogs. That's right, it is boop. Magic for dogs. A dog just lives in a magical state. Though now boo, A dog isn't thinking what if I had gone to college? Magic for dogs it is a dog making a vision board and burning candles and Polo santo. No, it's making you do that shit. Magic for dogs. They are pure magic. A dog is the flow state. Everything a dog doing is filled. A dog burries his bon Think about that. You look confused like I just showed a dog a card trick. Magic for dogs, But dogs are magic. Here's looking at you, guys. You've been listening to Deep Healing with Greg Barris, brought to you by Newman Media. Now say out loud with me, I am healed now, and heal you and heal now.
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